meeting of the sociality challenged (Natesa )

Seamus had been allowed to take care of Killer, the "giant" caucasian mountain dog that thinks it is still a puppy, he had found a nice spot outside of the fields and was petting the giant dog, who in turn was wagging it's tail and laying on it's back nearly falling over with it's wagging
"your fur has a nice blue colour to it killer"(he dont, but seamus sees blue from the fur's texture) the dog just barked happily and kept on wagging it's tail "who is a good boy, who is" he looked at the dog then smiled "i sneak out of camp, i go online find the nearest breeder and get me one of you just smaller"
the dog looked at him then barked happily "you want a buddy, yes you do" he rubbed the dog faster and the dog ended up tilting to much rolling away from seamus before running back barking happily
"purple bark with golden sparks"

how big killer thinks he is

how big he really is