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Post by Jennifer Kail on Aug 28, 2016 22:59:09 GMT -5
By Jupiter’s lightning rod cock their Praetor could yell. Jen didn’t know which was worse, listening to yon one eyed beastie wailing over there or having Cheyenne bark orders at the top of her lungs like a little yappy dog that had suddenly found a megaphone. At least the one eyed beast something she was accustomed to slaying. Miss Praetor over there hardly ever stopped with the orders. “Hey!” Jen called over the chaos of the battle. “Praetor Barbie! We’re the fucking Legion of Rome! Why isn’t someone firing our damn ballistae right up Mr. Calamari’s monster ass?!”
It was a legit question. The ballista was perhaps one of the most powerful weapons that the Roman Legions were known for and it would do far more damage than a few pointy sticks. For that matter they had a big ass war elephant that they could be lighting on fire and sending crashing into the thing. Why was she the only one who had the good ideas? Granted the Legion might not like its pet elephant being set aflame so that probably meant they needed to go with the ballista idea but it still would have been hella funny.
“Mars almighty…” She said to the god almost as if he had been standing beside her and was a close personal friend. “…I apologize for being the only one with half a brain...” Jen paused long enough to chop off the end of a tentacle that had wrapped itself around some poor smuck’s leg letting him scramble back to safety. “…When we kill this thing though. You definitely owe me one fucked to shit flaming ass elephant.” With that Jen turned and strode towards the siege platforms. If no one was going to help her she would just take care of this thing by herself.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Aug 22, 2016 6:04:45 GMT -5
It was a good thing Jen had stepped away from the line of the third cohort when she did because not a moment after she had gotten away the beastie let our a roar and proceeded to demolish a whole flank of troops. Lucky her. That's what they got for making themselves easy targets and something told her this wasn't going to be a fight that was won by their outstanding battle formations. That being the case it made Jen's plan to go a little rogue seem all the more appealing.
It didn't really matter at the moment however. Jen had found her way to the action and she wasn't going to waste it because a few legionnaires got themselves eaten. "But gods you are ugly." She said as she bumped a soldier out of her way grabbing one of his pilum as she passed. "It's like Neptune got freaky with Medusa and had a baby. It wasn't even one of those drunken nights of passion that is kinda a mistake and you never talk about it again. This was like a straight up 'I'm desperate to stick my trident all up in that messy monster hole' with the Hydra coming in to give the snake bitch sloppy seconds afterwards. Just shameful. Someone needs to remind that fool that before you hump you gotta cover your stump."
Jen was talking to herself more than anything at this point as she took careful aim at one of tentacle monster's eyes. At least she thought it was an eye. It looked pretty squishy in any case and with monsters like these squishy places were usually good ones. "Course I can't really judge. Some folks like a monster on the street and a snake in the bed. It's a free country after all." With that she hurled her spear and turned to walk on without even seeing if it landed or not.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Aug 19, 2016 23:36:32 GMT -5
“Make myself useful?” Jen grumbled to herself as she formed ranks with the third. She spat on the ground at the Praetor’s orders. What did they expect her to do? Run around flailing her arms about like some gods forsaken fawn that had been dropping too much acid? “She can take those orders and fuck them right in the ass I’m getting in on the action.” Jen glanced left and then glanced right. Everyone was so focused on the giant tentacle monster that looked like it was fresh out of some bad hentai comic that they wouldn’t notice her slipping away so that was precisely what she did breaking from her spot in the rank and file troops and making her way to join the only cohort that seemed to know where the fun was at, the first. She probably wouldn’t stay with them long but they would get her into the midst of the battle and that was all she really wanted.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Aug 15, 2016 20:47:27 GMT -5
The roar split the air and Jen groaned and rolled over in her bunk making sure that her pillow was placed firmly over her head. “If this is a good night’s sleep Hypnos can kiss my ass…” She jammed her eyes shut and tried to sleep. “I swear on Juno’s crusty teet if some Bacchus kid is trying out their latest playlist I’m going to cut off his balls and offer them at the temple of Diana. What is that sound?!” She was mad now. The sound had managed to wake her up just enough and now it was going to be impossible to go back to sleep. She could just lay here and try to ignore it but now there were other sounds as well and it sounded like the barracks was getting ready for battle.
“Curse Mars for a treehumpin hippie can he not give me one gods’ blasted day to sleep in?!” Jen roared but this time something else besides the noise made it through. “WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!” Came the cry and it sounded serious. It had been so long since they had some action around here, too long if you asked Jen, and if Rome really was under attack…Vulcan’s firey sphincter if this was some gods forsaken drill someone was going to be paying the ferryman for a trip across the Styx before the day was through. Groaning again Jen set up in bed and reached for her gear as legionnaires rushed around her. At least if she was getting up early there would be blood to shed.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 24, 2016 21:41:25 GMT -5
Damn right it made sense. It was like Jen was a Roman fucking philosopher laying down the secrets of life. If there was one thing that the Fortuna girl knew it was how to handle herself. She had gotten out of enough scrapes and close calls thanks to her wit and natural luck and she had learned that you had to look out for yourself. As for Keith she would be cursed as a fawn before she let some guy come in and push her around just because he thought he could. Kaylee was going to have to learn to do the same but she seemed to be well on her way right now.
When Kaylee said she was tired Jen chuckled. "Alright little lamb. You've had a busy day and this is a lot to take in. The night's still young but you get some rest. Next time we're going all out. You and me." It might be a while before Kaylee worked up enough nerve to try this again but Jen did hope she had fun. Next time though she wouldn't be a newbie. They wouldn't need to take it slow then. "Hey," she said before the girl could walk off. "You did alright back there sunshine. You're alright once we get you liquored up a bit." She grinned and gave Kaylee a tip from her bottle. "See you around Kaylee."
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 23, 2016 12:12:00 GMT -5
"The storage closet hmm?" Jen said with a smirk. "Definitely sounds like it would work. I think the boys like the idea too." Like it they did. The Mars twins looked pretty excited now that the evening was drawing to a close. They could see where things were going and to be honest Jen supposed they had done their part pretty well. That deserved a little reward and considering what the reward was Jen hoped that it would be a reward for all of them.
"Lead the way my fellow tp warrior." Jen laughed and took another sip from her flask. She had to admit that this was probably the most fun that she had in a while. Flynn really knew how to have a good time and things weren't over yet. Chances were that Jen and this Irish girl were going to have a beautiful friendship together. What was better for bonding besides boys, booze and vandalism? Still grinning she leaned into her boy and warp an arm around his waist. "Time to see what our next conquest can be."
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 23, 2016 12:07:24 GMT -5
Jen nodded in satisfaction and followed Kaylee outside. As they did the crowd cleared a way for them not wanting to face the girl's wrath like Keith had. That jerk deserved what he got for ruining their evening and making a scene and she hoped he walked crooked for a day or two still. There were some guys who just didn't deserve any pity and apparently Keith was one of them.
When that got outside Kaylee turned to face her asking her if that was what you always did with those kinds of guys. Jen shrugged. "The family jewels is always a good spot when a boy gets too frisky. He wanted something that you didn't want to give so I made sure he didn't get it, from anyone." Jen smiled a little. "A girl needs to know how to take care of herself cause no one else is going to do it. If he had been some snooty pretty boy I would have probably punched him in the face and broken his nose. It's all about knowing what's important to them and doing enough damage to make them back off. A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do and I'm not letting some perv treat me anyway he wants just because he thinks he's some big strong guy. Fuck that."
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 20, 2016 23:50:24 GMT -5
Luckily free booze always went over well no matter how you came by it. Jen wasn’t getting the thrill of getting to see Cheyenne’s face but she could at least insure that she was drunk enough that she wouldn’t care. As Flynn raised a toast Jen joined her laughing at the image of Chey trying to climb up some of those trees to get the last scrap of toilet paper. She would probably get some poor cohort minion to do it for her of course but Jen could dream.
“Here, here.” Jen added and tossed back her flask taking a long swallow. It burned on the way down but Jen enjoyed it. She supposed the boys would enjoy it too especially later. Alcohol always made her a little more agreeable when it came to the late night entertainment after all. “What say we find a nice quiet spot to retire and enjoy our accomplishment? I don’t know about you guys but there are a few ways I’d like to celebrate and only a few of them can be done in public.” Jen snuggled her way into her boy’s arms. Or was it Flynn’s boy? Jen wasn’t very sure anymore if she had ever been but she could roll with it if he could. “What do you say guys?”
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 20, 2016 23:46:23 GMT -5
Jen watched as Kaylee turned around and smacked the guy. He deserved that, in fact, Jen thought he deserved a lot more. Jen was all for getting a little action on the side but all in good time. Nothing could ruin a mood like a jerk who got a little too gutsy before the other person was ready but here Keith was taking things too far. It really boiled Jen’s blood and she wasn’t one to stand for it. “Yeah I think you’re right Kaylee. Put a little distance between us and this ass who likes to slap asses.”
”Come on I was just trying to have a little fun. You don’t have to be a bitch about it.”
Jen glared at the boy when he spoke and decided she had enough. The daughter of Fortuna stepped between Keith and Kaylee and jabbed a finger into the boy’s chest. “You know what hun? Sometimes being a bitch is all a girl’s got when some snot nosed prick comes in thinking he can act however he wants.” With that she gave the guy a hard, swift knee to the groin.
The reaction was immediate and satisfying. Keith groaned and crumpled to the ground. “Have fun finding some action now big boy.” Jen gave a wicked grin and turned back to Kaylee. “Come on Kaylee we’re leaving and don’t worry. I don't think Keith here is going to be finding any company any time soon.”
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 19, 2016 22:00:20 GMT -5
Jen caught the look from Flynn a second before she knocked? Really? They weren't going to get to see Little Miss Perfect's face when she first saw their work? Where was the fun in that? Where was the thrill? It would definitely be a bigger risk/reward to see how Cheyenne would react first hand and as a daughter of Fortuna, Jen always liked to play the odds. Still, she guessed news would get around pretty quickly no matter what they did. She supposed she didn't have to see Cheyenne's face even if it would be epic.
With a sigh Jen left the door and hopped off the porch to go join the others. At least she still had the twins and the pilfered booze. That would make up for the lack of Cheyenne's shocked expression. At least Jen hoped it would. "Alright people let's get a safe distance away annnnnnnnnnd..." She said drawing out the word as she reached behind her boy's back to pull out a few flasks of alcohol that they had stolen away from the party. "A little something for a job well done and so that we can make sure we are properly hydrated while we make our escape."
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 19, 2016 21:56:53 GMT -5
Well one thing was for certain. Keith was definitely enjoying his time spent dancing between the two girls and why not? She bet most of the guys in here would die for the attention even if one of them was still learning the ends and outs of flirting and how to act sexy. Keith would just have to make sure that he was extra grateful later when the party was over. Otherwise she was going to let Kaylee pick up her own boys at the parties from now on.
Jen laughed and gave Kaylee a hoot when turned around and started shaking her booty right up against Keith. Kaylee was finally starting to get it and Keith definitely liked the show. In fact, as if to prove it Jen watched as the boy gave Kaylee a nice firm slap in the rear. Jen frowned, her characteristic good mood broken. The last thing Kaylee needed was a boy who didn't know how to behave and this Keith dude was starting to show himself. "Hey! Jen shouted at the boy immediately coming to Kaylee's defense. "Keep your hands to yourself. No touching the goods unless you're asked jerk!"
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 18, 2016 0:25:13 GMT -5
Jen snorted at Flynn’s comment. She wouldn’t deny that Finley Rockefellar was a real hottie but she had it on pretty good authority that he had his eyes on someone already. She wondered what Flynn would think about him then but decided to hold that conversation until later. Right now there was work to do.
As Jen led the charge and began tossing her rolls she noticed Flynn and the boys falling in right beside her with decorations of their own. Like an army performing a sneak attack on an enemy camp they spread out to do their work and before long toilet paper was hanging from branches, around bushes and all over the ground. It was perfect and to be honest the sense of urgency and the prospect of getting caught made it all the more fun.
Creeping over to the porch of the roman villa style house Jen gave the group a shushing gesture with her hand and began the careful and silent process of completely wrapping the front porch in the white paper. After everything was in place they could knock on the door and bolt to leave Cheyenne to find her new decorations but this would serve as the finishing touches. If only she was lucky enough to pull it off.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 16, 2016 1:19:27 GMT -5
Things here were a little tamer than Jen was used to but that was okay. If the boy followed through on his end of the bargain then things could get a lot more fun a little later maybe after they had dropped the kids off at the barracks. That being said there wasn't really any reason to rush and besides, Kaylee could probably use all the practice she could get. More important though was keeping this Keith guy engaged and interested. Boys were fickle things after all and in constant need of pretty distractions.
Jen nodded appreciatively as Kaylee grabbed the boy's hands and re-positioned them so that she could really start dancing. "Yeah there you go Kaylee. Show him what a damn sexy bitch you are." Jen laughed and joined in the dancing deciding that the best way to keep this Keith boy interested was to give him two beautiful ladies to dance with. After all she had never met a guy alive who wasn't excited by the prospect of more attention from lovely ladies.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 16, 2016 1:04:57 GMT -5
"Yet being the key word." Jen said with a wicked grin. Personally she couldn't have cared less about collateral damage. She was here to TP the place for a little revenge and if someone else got caught in the cross fire well, tough titty said the kitty. Granted she probably wouldn't feel that way if she was dealing with the consequences afterwards but there were only consequences if you got caught and Jen didn't plan on any of them getting caught.
Jen took some rolls stuffing a few under her arm for a little extra ammunition and then looked around the group. "Alright you glorious bastards and beautiful bitches. Let's put some of that training to good use and attack!" With that Jen jumped from cover leading the silent charge toward Praetor Cheyenne's quarters. She paused about half way across the yard and launched a high arcing throw over the top of a tree so that she could pick the roll up on the other side. The white paper streamed out in front of her and just like that the game was on.
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Post by Jennifer Kail on Jul 14, 2016 18:58:07 GMT -5
Jen watched the two as they moved out onto the dance floor just to make sure everything was going well. Kaylee wasn't doing anything too wild and crazy which wasn't going to go very far to flirting with the boy but she did seem to be having fun. That said there were other ways to have fun at parties besides flirting with boys. Come to think of it Kaylee might not even like them that way. Jen would have to get some clarification on that later but for now she was growing bored with watching and decided that she needed to rejoin the fun when Kaylee waved to her.
Jen danced out onto the floor getting lost in the crowd for a bit until she finally stumbled upon Kaylee and the boy. "What's wrong sunbeam? It's not getting too wild for you is it?" She called over the music as she got close to the pair. “Go ahead and let loose, have a good time, or do you just need some more drink to loosen you up a bit more?”
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