Things I Am Not Aloud To Do At Camp Halfblood

[aliyah]

Some of you may be familiar with the 213 things Skippy isn't allowed to do List. I'm wondering how many we can come up with for Camp Half blood. I came up with 95 so far (Gathering up all the ones I've made throughout my whole time obsessing Percy Jackson.)

1) I am not allowed to play Quidditch with the Pergusi
1a) nor am I allowed to talk the Hephaestus cabin into making flying brooms.
1b) or have the Hecate kids enchant them
2) I am not allowed to spread dehumidifying crystals in the Poseidon cabin.
3) I am not allowed to spray plant grow onto the Nymphs to see if anything will happen
4) I am not allowed to invite the Party Ponies for a weekend bash.
5) I am not allowed to replace the grapejuice with wine.
6) I am not allowed to force the children of Athena to wear Ravenclaw colors
7) I am not allowed to shave the Satyrs legs.
8) I will not replace the mirrors in Aphrodite Cabin with fun house mirrors that make you look horrendously fat.
9) I am not allowed to make My Little Centaur automatons and sell them to mortals.
10) I should not call the Demeter kids "Keebler Elves" even if they do make good cookies.
11) I should not ask them to make "Special" cookies or brownies
12) I am not to have them help me grow the "special" ingredients for "special" cookies...
13) I am not allowed to wear a girl scout uniform and visit Hades.
14) I am not allowed to call the gods old.
15) I am not allowed to remind the Hunters that some of their wolves and other hunting companions are male.
16) I am not allowed to ask the Hunters if they are lesbian.
17) I am not allowed to add glue to all of the Aphrodite kids' makeup.
19) I am not aloud to ask you if you're "As stupid as a cyclopes" because you didn't notice I skipped 18
20) I am not allowed to recreate old and famous movie scenes which endanger campers lives.
21) I am not to set up a Nectar of the Gods still
21a) I am not allowed to blame it on the Dionysus cabin or the Hermes cabin if it is found.
22) I am not allowed to blame a pile of maimed and bloody bodies and body parts on the Ares cabin.
23) I am not to call children of Hecate sons of witches, or anything that rhymes with that word.
24) I am not allowed to dress up like a monster for Halloween, no matter how funny it is.
25) I am not allowed to use a magic item to turn invisible and then jump out and scare people into wetting themselves.
26) I am not allowed to use the 'warm water' trick on children of Poseidon.
27) I am not allowed to shovel all of the snow onto the Demeter cabin.
28) I am not allowed to scare the Aphrodite cabin into thinking all their makeup is made from irresistibly cute baby animals.
29) I am not allowed to replace the Aphrodite girls' makeup with color-changing makeup from the 70s.
30.) I am not allowed to replace the Aphrodite girl's hairdryers with blowtorches.
31.) I am not to replace guaze (SP?) in the infirmary with masking tape.
32.) I am not allowed to place a live boar in the Ares cabin.
33) I am not allowed to place mousetraps in, around, or near the Apollo cabin. (heheh. Hermes cabin prank)
35) I am not allowed to piont out you didn't realize I skipped a number AGAIN.
36) I am not allowed to infest the Athena cabin with spiders.
37) I am not allowed to scream "SHARK" whenever I see a Poseidon-kid on the beach.
38) I am not allowed to pretend to bow and cringe and serve the every whim of the children of Zeus.
39) I am not allowed to call the children of Hades 'dead heads'.
40) I am not allowed to dump regular bronze paint on normal weapons and give them to kids to go fight monsters with.
41.) I am not allowed to ask Chiron how much a ride costs.
42.) I am not to release locusts into the strawberry fields.
43.) I am not to force-feed the satyrs veal.
44.) I am not allowed to taunt the Zeus kids with target practice
45.) I am not allowed to challenge a Hermes kid to a pick pocketing contest
47) I am not allowed to call the children of Zeus Microwaves
48) I am not allowed to call the forge the kitchen
49) I am not allowed to call the harpies the ultimate KFC prize.
51) Zeus kids are not bug zappers
52) I should not call Zeus Zuzu.
52a) Especially to his face.
53) I will not call Zues Zazu
54) I will not loudly proclaim that ancient greeks ate mice in front of apollo cabin (even if it's true)
55) I will not crucify the animal symbol of a cabin and leave it for them to find... ever... no matter how funny the screams are.
56.) I will not call Hepaestus kids weapon monkeys or space-heaters.
57.) I will not lock the Aphrodite cabin then tell the Aphrodite campers that their hair looks horrible and the only mirror is at the bottom of the lake.
58.) I will not set nymphs on fire to see what happens to their trees.
59) I am not allowed to scare the satyrs to see if they will faint
60) I will not invite the Mythbuster's cast to the camp
60a) even if a few of them are/might be demigods and probably have fond memories of the place.
61) I will not ask the Haphaestus kids to light the barbecue. Not because using their fire powers that way would be wrong, but because they might decide to use me as the barbeque me for asking that
62) I will not ask any of the Gods why they don't look like the animated Disney versions.
63) Camp Half Blood is not the Prometheus Academy and i should not refer to it as such.
64) I will not ask Chiron if we can have a toga party.
64a) I will not ask any of the gods why they're not wearing togas.
65) I will not ask the Athena cabin if I can borrow an owl to send a message.
65a) I will not ask the Athena cabin if they have seen Hedwig.
65b) I will not accuse Hades' kids of being death eaters.
65c) I will not ask any child of Hecate why they don't carry wands, or what their wands are made of.
66) I will not faun *cough* I mean, fawn over the satyrs. Even if I'm only being facetious.
67) I will not ask the Hephy kids to make a tank
67a) Even one shaped like a hellhound
68) I will not make the children of Demeter wear Hufflepuff scarves
68a) Nor will I refer to their cabin as Herbology
68b) Nor will I refer to their cabin leader as Professor Grublyplank
68c) Nor will I ask them if they have any mandrakes.
69) I will not taunt the children of Zeus by doing a rain dance.
70) I will not call the Hephaestus kid's Dad, Hagrid. "Cause that's just mean.
73) I will not leave "Pearls Before Swine" comics where children of Poseidon cannot miss them.
74.) I will not set fire to the Demeter cabin... *cough* unless I catch a rash from one of their plants. *cough*
75.) I will not refer to Chiron as Headmaster Dumblehorse.
76.) I will not force the Hades cabin to hang a silver and green snake over their door.
76a.) And I will not do it myself. (While they're watching)
77) I will not try to hit on Mr. D just to see who I annoy more, his kids or Chiron
78) I will not accuse the "taken" tree nymphs of cheating on their significant others with all the tree huggers at camp.
79) Calling the gods sexy beasts might make them feel better, but is not permitted.
80) I will not make fun of Artemis because she looks twelve.
81) I will not give energy drinks to any of the campers.
82) Singing “Strawberry Fields Forever” in the strawberry patches gets annoying after a while.
83) I will not point out the fact that Chiron doesn’t wear underwear... oops...
86) I may not replace the Artemis cabin's flag with one that has a picture of someones butt on it.
87) I will not steal everyone's clothing and throw them in the forge fires/ fire pit.
87a) I will not blame aforementioned prank on the Hermes kids.
88) I will not replace the Poseidon cabin's clothing with Aquaman costumes
88a) Nor should i give the Zeus cabin Electric Lad's outfit
88b) I will not replace the Hunter's clothing with Huntresse's leathers
88c) Nor will I replace them with Wonder Woman's outfits
88d) Demeter's cabin does not get Poison Ivy costumes.
89e) I am not allowed near a costume store at all.
90) I can not say my Godly parent is one of the New Gods from the comics
91) I am not Batman
91a) I am not Robin, Huntress, or Batgirl either
92) I am not Supergirl even if I can fly and move faster then a speeding bullet
92a) I ma not take a dip in the river Styx to become invulnerable like Super Girl
93) I may have super human abilities, but I am not a super hero
95) I will not commission the Athena cabin to do my homework, or my tests, for me... No matter how much they'd enjoy it.
96) I will not piont out how many numbers you didnt realized I missed
96a) Nor will I piont out that I'm past the number I told you I would go to.
97) I will not assume you're not a demigod because you just read this all and demigods are dyslexic.

[summer]

You skipped number 18! Sorry, I just notice random stuff like that. xD the hunters lesbian. What about:

I am not allowed to ask Chiron for a ride on his back.

...just noticed you put as one of the rules that you didn't notice the numbers I missed...well, I did! I only read the first few cuz there's too much.

[Harper Jones]

I'm not aloud to roast marshmallows over the lava at the climbing wall.

[Charlotte Low]

I am not aloud to tour mortals around camp for money.

I am not aloud to Say that 'the romans are coming, the romans are coming.' then scream like a girl.

[aliyah]

Visiting Olympus and yelling "Zeusy, I'm home!" is not appropriate.

I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Child of Hades" day

I am not allowed to sing the "My Little Pony" song around Chiron.

"The Big Three" are Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades, NOT Aro, Caius, and Marcus, and I will not insist otherwise.

I will not, under any circumstances, create a list of things I'm not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood and show it to other demigods, thereby giving them all bad ideas... Oops.

[noonecares]

I will not sing "Under the Sea" everytime I see the Poseidon kids.

I will not ask Poseidon if I can meet Ariel.

I will not ask Zeus to charge my cellphone-I MEAN. WHAT CELLPHONE? I DON'T HAVE A CELLPHONE!

I will not declare a 'Hug a Grumpy God' day and hug Hades/Zeus.

I will not ask why Hades does not have blue fire for hair.

I will not ask the Oracle where my lost puppy is.

[sam]

I am not allowed to say 'Stupefy' everytime a Hecate kid comes near

I am not allowed to ask Hermes why he copied off of the Nike's shoe design

I will not accuse Hermes of controlling my mind, everytime i'm caught shoplifting

That's all I got lol

[Harper Jones]

I will not sell tickets to the new campers for rides on Chiron's back.
I will not ask the Demeter cabin to put poison ivy around the Aphrodite cabin.
I will not dress the Oracle like a Barbie doll.

[noonecares]

lol.

I am not allowed to ask the Hecate kids about Hogwarts.

I am not allowed to ask children of Nyx "How's ThunderClan doing?"

I am not allowed to destroy the Demeter kids' plants with plant killer and blame it on the first person who walks by me.

I will not ask Artemis if I can be an 'eternal lesbian', too.

I will not tell Aphrodite ugly is the new pretty.

I will not tell Ares peace is the new war.

I will not have the Hecate kids enchat the Aphrodite kids' makeup to make them look hideous.

I will not replace every Aphrodite kids' outifts with hobo outfits, then grab a random hobo and say, "BOB DID IT!"

I will not tack Pikachu posters all over the Zeus Cabin.

I will not tie Zeus down and make him listen to Hera rant about all his love affairs.

EDIT:

I will not fill Zeus's office with water and blame it on Poseidon.

I will not set a hellhound loose in his office and blame it on Hades.

I will not tell Zeus Hera had a child with a mortal.

[sam]

I will not call Aphrodite a hooker, then spray bitch repellent in her face

I will not throw apples at Chiron until he eats them

I will not tell the Athena kids' facts about spider legs ending up in processed food.

[noonecares]

I will not ask Poseidon why he doesn't have gills.

I will not tell Dionysus Zeus cancelled his punishment, then laugh as he returns to Olympus only to get yelled at by Zeus.

I will not tell Poseidon kids to unclog the toliet with their powers.

I will not beg Poseidon kids to take me to the wreck of the Titanic, steal money, then scream, "I'M ON MY WAY TO VEGAS!"

I will not dye all the Hades kids' clothes pink and blame it on the Aphrodite kids.

I will not scream, "THE WORLD IS ENDING!" when an Athena kid says "I don't know"

EDIT:

I will not lock a five yearold inside the Athena Cabin with all their books and important documents, and make sure the five year old has a pack of permanent markers.



I just got another one~

I will not sign Artemis up for and internet dating site, say she's thousands of years old, but looks twelve.

I am not allowed to tell Athena one of her kids got an F- on their report card and then laugh as she has a fit.

I will not ask Athena questions about fashion, and when she fails to answer them, ask her, "Why is it you're the goddess of wisdom?"

I will not bribe Aphrodite to make Zeus gay.

I will not make up an architectural design and boast that I'm smarter than the Athena kids.

I will not ask an immortal how old he/she is.

I will not call the gods pedophiles for having children with mortals.

I will not call the gods sluts.

I will not ask Poseidon or any of his kids if they know Spongebob.

I will not sing the Spongebob theme song over and over to Poseidon's kids.

I will not say, as loud as I can to Aphrodite in front of Ares, "I know about you and Apollo."

I will not get Artemis's hunters drunk and lock them in a room with each other.

I will not attempt to set Artemis up on a blind date.

I will not sing 'Like a Virgin' to her.

I will not tell Zeus Dionysus drank wine at camp.

I will not make fun of Hera for marrying her brother. (Alright, that one's kind of classic...)

I will not tell Demeter that Persephone is pregnant with Hades.

I will not tell Hades that Persephone is pregnant with someone else.

I shall not call Hades Voldemort.

[Harper Jones]

I will not dare a camper to have an underwater breath-holding contest with a Poseidon kid.
I will not paint the Aphrodite cabin a puke green.
I will not scare new campers by saying the Loch Ness monster lives in our lake.
I will not sort anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and everyone else can go wherever they want.
-> With that being said, Hades's not Slytherin, Athena's not Ravenclaw, Zeus's not Gryffindor, and everyone else is not Hufflepuff

[summer]

I will not pray to Hades every time a camper annoys me.

I will not sing the duck song to Dionysus.

I will not ask Hecate if she knows Harry Potter.

I will not scream, "SPIDER" every time an Athena kid turns around.

[noonecares]

I will definitely not tell an Athena kid to stand very, very still so the poisonous spider on his/her back will not bite them.

I will not bribe Aphrodite to make another goddess lesbian, or a god gay.

I will not bribe Aphrodite to set Artemis on a blind date...with Apollo!

[summer]

I will not tell Ares that flames for eyes is so The Lightning Thief ago.

I will not ask Poseidon why he raped his sister, Demeter.

I will not ask Zeus if he was ever making out with someone and Hera walked in on them.