Things I Am Not Aloud To Do At Camp Halfblood

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I will not ask cupid/eros to shoot an arrow through someones heart and see if people fall in love or just die
I will not call all of Zeus's' kids electric type pokemons when I see them
I will not tell Athena's children that there will be a new construction game at the amphiateheatre but instead show them a full lecture about spiders
I will not say "RUN, ITS A HEDIOUS MONSTER!" whenever I see Aphrodite's children get out of bed when they have bedhead
I will not replace the shampoo for glue when the Aphrodite kids take a shower
I will not call Hades or his children old grumpy dead person and/or people when i see him or his children

Thats all I got

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2) 'I am not allowed to spread dehumidifying crystals in the Poseidon cabin.'

D: But I really wanted to try that!

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44.) I am not allowed to taunt the Zeus kids with target practice and 47) I am not allowed to call the children of Zeus Microwaves

*sigh* i so wanted to do does

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48) I am not allowed to lock the Poseidon kids in a small, confined space.

(D:)

[Charlotte Low]

I am not aloud to set the stawberry feilds on fire and blame a Apollo kid

I am not aloud to show chiron this list and dempand it be posted on everyones doors.

I am not aloud to try to find the lost God of pokemon XD

I'm not aloud to Ask Apollo to drive the sun, then Crash it into Artemis and blame Global Warmming.

I am not aloud to Ask Chiron if he can be a donkeys Butt insted, then start laughing. XD

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lol
53) I am not allowed to do everything on this list, just for the sake of it.
54) I am not allowed to question a Zeus kid's authority at all, and must always do what they say, despite how stupid it may seem. *cough*especially Ciel *cough*

[Charlotte Low]

I must kick Ciels butt for thinking he is all that, just for fun ;D <3

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I must put ice cubes in an Apollo Kid's bed for thinking that I'm not awesome, just for fun! ;D

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57) I must not put ice cubes in an Apollo kid's bed, despite how tempting it may be...

[Charlotte Low]

I'm not aloud to make Ciel Have a rhyme curse for the rest of his life

Also I'm not aloud to Glue a Triara on the zeus cabin

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*shudders at the thought*
A TIARA!?? You've gotta be joking! Right?

I must not "accidentely" hit the Apollo Cabin with lightening, or the Master Bolt.

(random creepy thought: technically, Apollo kids are Ciel's nieces/nephews! Seriously weird thought... XD)

[Charlotte Low]

I am not aloud, being a child of apollo, To go to Olympus, jump on zeus lap and say "GRANDPA"

I am not aloud to shave a zeus kid hair so it has a lighting bolt in it and call him Bolt (Dog from that stupid movie)

I am not aloud to shoot arrows at a zeus kid for no reason


(That is creepy)

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I must not play Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black songs on fall blast in the Apollo Cabin, and justify it by pointing out that he pretty much caused their existance in the first place, being the god of music.

I must not ask a Nyx kid if they sparkle like Edward Cullen.
(IKR!)

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(that is creepy and that makes me your Uncle Char)

I will not torment anyone with my powers *cough* especially Ciel *cough*
I will not bring the ice cubes into the Zeus's cabin and put them all on Ciel's bed, I mean all of the beds *cough* ciel only *cough* and say "YOU WET YOUR BED" and start laughing so hard

[Harper Jones]

I will not make a Demeter kid put poison ivy in someone's shampoo bottle.
I will not throw shoes at certain models.
I will not throw mashed potatoes at certain models when they are eating a salad.
I will not force a Demeter kid to grow mistletoe above every cabin entrance during the holiday season.
I will not call Cerberus "Fluffy" and tell him that Hagrid misses him.
I will not ask Zeus what happened to his beard he had in the Disney movie.
I will not tell Athena kids that they will swallow 8 spiders in their sleep every year.

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No, you will not! *locks up Cabin* HAH!

I will not sedate a Poseidon kid, and dump him on a ten hour plane flight, so that he's trapped when he wakes up.
(Did i say 'he?' Sorry, I meant 'they...')