Things I Am Not Aloud To Do At Camp Halfblood

[Harper Jones]

I will not convince Chiron to get a tattoo on his rear end so he's a step closer to becoming one of the My Little Ponies.
Battleship and Axis & Allies are not alternatives to the Ares cabin's destructive behavior.
I will not sing "Be a Man" while training in the Arena.
I will not watch a Zeus kid and a Poseidon kid battle and commentate on it like it was a Pokemon battle. "Zeus kid used Thunderbolt. It was super effective. Poseidon kid used Splash. Nothing happened!"

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you forgot my dad has the power of water *turns into water and escapes the locked door* HAH!

I will not submerge him then push extreme amounts of water and call it Triton's version of water fight

(opps did I mean 'him?' I meant 'them' opps)

[summer]

I will not freeze time around a Zeus kid and have him watch helplessly as I pants him.(xD Ha! Why are we picking on Ciel? lol)

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(idk but its fun)

I will not submerge the Zeus cabin in water

[a]

Thanks, guys...
Well, I guess I had it coming xD

I will not "accidentely" blast the Poseidon Cabin to smithereens with the Master Bolt...

Nope, definetely not...

I will not compare the Gods to Marvel Comics.

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(nice one Ciel)

I will not drown the Zeus's kid and blame it on Ariel
I will not compare gods to disney characters

[fujimi]

I will not put goop in the Aphrodite cabin and blame it on the Hermes kids
I will not put sharks in the wall (in an aquarium) of the Aphrodite's cabin just to scare them
I will not dress up like Fredy Cougar on every friday the 13th just to scare the campers to pee in their pants
I will not bribe Phobus to project everyones fear on their cabin's ceiling whenever they go to sleep

[arty09]

(IKR! thanks!)

Really, I highly doubt that I would stoop that low for no apparent reason.

I will not place rubber spiders in the beds of the Athena kids, or hang them from the ceiling...

[a]

You'd DROWN me!!?


I will not electrocute a Poseidon kid straight away after he's come out of the shower/swimming pool/lake. > (lol my weird emote!)

uhh.. I mean (uhh.. I mean they...)

[Charlotte Low]

I will not make a Aphrodite girl have purple troll hair.

I will not as the Oracle if Santa is real or not.

I will not tell chiron he is a donkey butt.

I will not let Chiron see this list.

and most defiantly I will not Let Mr.D trick me into giving him wine.

[Harper Jones]

I will not ask the Iris cabin to make me a double rainbow just for the sole purpose of reenacting the video.
I will not tell Nike her name isn't original, since she's named after a shoe company.

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(maybe Ciel)

I will not replace the clean water shower for toilet gunk water whenever Ciel is taking a shower

(opps did I mean Ciel I meant Zeus kids)

[fujimi]

yeah your right

I will not put firecrackers in Seb's pants and blame it on the other Hermes kids

(did i say seb i meant someone)

[liam]

"What's Shakin'?" Is not the appropriate way to talk to a Poseidon no matter if they're sons of the "Earth Shaker"

I am not allowed to run through capture the flag screaming "FOR NARNIA!" At the top of my lungs

Correcting any child of Athena is a horrible idea unless you want to be killed.

Just because a child of Iris is a big tough guy and his mother is goddess of rainbows *cough*Which forcibly implies he is gay*cough* does not mean I am aloud to call him Dave Karofsky.

Satyrs are not my personal recycling cans.

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yep your right

I will not put water beds in replace of the beds in the Zeus cabin then in the middle of the night burst the water bed and use the water to flood the whole cabin